Bold words for a new generation

Leo, John
June 1994
U.S. News & World Report;6/6/94, Vol. 116 Issue 22, p22
Opinion. Offers a hypothetical and humorous commencement speech for the class of 1994. Suggestions that graduates empower themselves and feel each other's pain while looking out for No. 1; Comparison of current generations to the author's generation of no MTV, no computer nerds, no millionaire infielders, and no $175 sneakers; Suggestion that the graduates try to do something useful with their lives, if only in their spare time.


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