Get a new game, Bubba

Reilly, Rick
November 1992
Sports Illustrated;11/16/92, Vol. 77 Issue 21, p78
Presents a satiric article on President-elect Bill Clinton's athletic pursuits. A problem with joggers; Advice to Clinton; Nobody jogs anymore; Stairmasters, Turbo-cycles, Gravitrons have taken over; Reasons joggers go jogging; Clinton's jogging apparel; He needs to exercise; A tough act to follow; Two aces up his sleeve; Rugby his best sport; Watching an Arkansas Razorback football game on TV; Jogging just won't do it.


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