TITLE

JOKE OF THE WEEK: BLOKE [...]

AUTHOR(S)
Ronan O'Reilly
PUB. DATE
June 2013
SOURCE
Daily Mail;6/10/2013, p17
SOURCE TYPE
Newspaper
DOC. TYPE
Article
ABSTRACT
JOKE OF THE WEEK: BLOKE goes to see his GP with a mystery ailment. After examining him, the doctor says: 'I'm not really sure what's wrong with you. I think it might be due to alcohol.' Bloke: 'No problem, doc, I'll come back when you're sober.'
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88036798

 

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