BLOKE goes to his GP [...]

Ronan O'Reilly
April 2013
Daily Mail;4/ 1/2013, p15
BLOKE goes to his GP complaining of feeling unwell. After examining him, the doctor prescribes three different types of tablet, saying: 'You need to take the green one with a big glass of water when you get up, then the blue one after lunch with a big glass of water — and then, before you go to bed, take the red one with a big glass of water.' Concerned at being given so much medication, the patient asks: 'Right, doctor, but what's my problem?' GP: 'You're not drinking enough water.' out at catastrophic cost to the average taxpayer — deciding who can spend their money on what. Quite frankly, it beggars belief that Labour has rolled over and allowed this to be ushered through Cabinet. Never mind the thoroughly dubious morality involved, it makes no sense from a political point of view. It is just two years ago since Labour won a record 38 seats.


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