TITLE

A Rather Risque Purchasing Request

PUB. DATE
January 2009
SOURCE
School Administrator;Jan2009, Vol. 66 Issue 1, p52
SOURCE TYPE
Periodical
DOC. TYPE
Article
ABSTRACT
The article presents humorous news briefs pertaining to school superintendency. A spelling error in a purchasing memo requested a "stripper" for the school system instead of a field line "striper." A superintendent asked his colleagues how to assign quadruplets to classes after the parents requested all four be kept together in the same fourth grade classroom. The four signs that an administrator's monthly newsletter is too long are given.
ACCESSION #
35855682

 

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