TITLE

NOT A GOOD SIGN

AUTHOR(S)
Long, Cindy
PUB. DATE
March 2008
SOURCE
Crochet!;Mar2008, Vol. 21 Issue 2, p82
SOURCE TYPE
Periodical
DOC. TYPE
Article
ABSTRACT
The author jokes about the subject of retail store closure.
ACCESSION #
30042388

 

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